But I'm just writing this from a man's perspective.
My girlfriend and i go into a restaurant to eat.
This place has a beautiful open view of the ocean from the bar. We sit there.
For lunch.
We're done eating. Off she goes to the powder room.
A gorgeous, young blue-eyed big-boobed hottie came up to me, leaned against me, sat down, and told me I was cute.
This must be a woman-timing thing.
Because the conversation lasted until exactly 3 seconds before my girlfriend came back.
Wicked.
And hot.
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The Beautiful candidate always wins
humorThe Beautiful candidate always wins, because we have to look at them for 4 to 8 years straight.
Ronald Reagan beat Walter Mondale.
Ronald Reagan beat Jimmy Carter.
All old white dudes for sure.
ButRonald Reagan was an ACTOR. He had already been deigned by society as one of the Beautiful People.
He looked great on TV, hit is mark, and read his lines correctly.
Really, what more could you ask from a President?
Bill Clinton beat George H.W. Bush.
Bill Clinton beat Bob Dole.
Easy choice. Bill was young, tall and handsome compared to these old dudes.
He even played a bit of saxophone on a late night talk show.
Too bad he took advantage of his Beautiful People status and raped, seduced and sucked his way throughout his career.
George W. Bush beat Al Gore
George W. Bush beat John Kerry.
That was a close one. Two tall, young handsome guys. But Al Gore was stiff as a board and couldn't make a casual statement if he was on fire. George W. Bush was relaxed, funny, has great stories to tell and likes to tell them. He beat Al Gore by being... normal. He beat John Kerry because John Kerry looks like a horse. AND he couldn't make a casual statement if he was on fire.
Barak Obama vs. John McCain
Look what the Sarah Palin did to John McCain's presidential hopes the day she was unveiled. Clearly one of the beautiful people, she dominated every TV and Print space for a weeks. After 5 children, she is still gorgeous. And she can shoot. How hot is that? Then we got to know her.
Barak will win because we like looking at him.
And his wife is totally gorgeous.
So is John McCain's. But that's just creepy.
Ronald Reagan beat Walter Mondale.
Ronald Reagan beat Jimmy Carter.
All old white dudes for sure.
ButRonald Reagan was an ACTOR. He had already been deigned by society as one of the Beautiful People.
He looked great on TV, hit is mark, and read his lines correctly.
Really, what more could you ask from a President?
Bill Clinton beat George H.W. Bush.
Bill Clinton beat Bob Dole.
Easy choice. Bill was young, tall and handsome compared to these old dudes.
He even played a bit of saxophone on a late night talk show.
Too bad he took advantage of his Beautiful People status and raped, seduced and sucked his way throughout his career.
George W. Bush beat Al Gore
George W. Bush beat John Kerry.
That was a close one. Two tall, young handsome guys. But Al Gore was stiff as a board and couldn't make a casual statement if he was on fire. George W. Bush was relaxed, funny, has great stories to tell and likes to tell them. He beat Al Gore by being... normal. He beat John Kerry because John Kerry looks like a horse. AND he couldn't make a casual statement if he was on fire.
Barak Obama vs. John McCain
Look what the Sarah Palin did to John McCain's presidential hopes the day she was unveiled. Clearly one of the beautiful people, she dominated every TV and Print space for a weeks. After 5 children, she is still gorgeous. And she can shoot. How hot is that? Then we got to know her.
Barak will win because we like looking at him.
And his wife is totally gorgeous.
So is John McCain's. But that's just creepy.
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Welcome to the first blog for beautiful people.
If you say YES to these questions, you're one of the Beautiful People.
(And you might not even know it.)
1) Babies ADORE you.
2) You are ALWAYS told you look like someone famous.
3) Both sexes hit on you.
4) Bartenders buy YOU drinks.
5) You don't ever, ever need a wingman.
6) You get into exclusive clubs by "standing around."
7) Women offer to share their headphones on the plane.
8) Women walk up to you on the street and kiss you
9) People drop things when they see you.
10) You suck at relationships.
1) Babies ADORE you.
This is one of the key signs. Babies reach out to you. The love touching you and playing with your face. Other people need to jangle keys to get a babies attention. You just smile.
2) You are ALWAYS told you look like someone famous.
The corollary is that the famous person always changes. Some people REALLY do look like someone else. But Beautiful People are often told they look like several different famous people, depending on the speaker. I've been told I look like Donny Osmond, Brad Pitt, or "someone English."
3) Both sexes hit on you.
From an early age, both women and men are attracted to you. Nothing like being trapped and kissed in the boys room by a 7th grader to make you wonder about your sexual own identity. Then you figure it out, laugh and enjoy the free drinks.
4) Bartenders buy YOU drinks.
This is not always a good thing, I assure you. If they don't right out buy you drinks, they come to you mighty strong.
5) You don't ever, ever need a wingman.
Just going out in public alone guarantees meeting someone.
6) You get into exclusive clubs by "standing around."
You walk up to a club and there is a line to get in. Instead, of standing in the line you stand far away from the line (not the front of it dummy). The doorman always notices you and ushers you inside.
7) Women offer to share their headphones on the plane.
Okay, that doesn't happen every day. But it did last week.
8) Women walk up to you on the street and kiss you
Okay, that doesn't happen every day either. But it happens enough. Often at festivals and street parties.
9) People drop things when they see you.
Pens, cigarettes. Little things like that. A waitress sees you come in, and drops her pen. You walk in to meet a new date, and they drop their cigarette on the floor.
10) You suck at relationships.
You KNOW what I'm talking about!
Beauty, just like height and weight, is something you are born with. You can tweak the formula, but you're dealt the hand you've inherited. No man wants to be born looking like Bill Murray.
This is not to say the Bill Murray is not rich, successful and lucky with the ladies. This blog is not a judgement, it's just an observation on the reaction of Society to beauty.
At the other end of the scale is everyone's current favorite, Angelina Jolie. She is a classic beauty, and spent a lot of money to stay that way. But she was born beautiful.
Society, by the age of four or five has already determined if you are a one of the Beautiful People. You do not have a choice.
The most beautiful people that are the actors and models of our society are doing so by the time they are 15. Usually younger. Society WILL force you to be famous, if you are beautiful enough. "She was discovered at 13, at the London Airport..."
Age does not fade beauty. Sorry, but Beautiful People know that that is simply not true. You are compared by Society to others in your age group, +/- 10 years. So yes, at 40, you will not be attractive to 20 year olds. But you're hella attractive to other 40 year olds. And 30, and 50 year olds too.
If you say YES to these questions, you're one of the Beautiful People.
(And you might not even know it.)
1) Babies ADORE you.
2) You are ALWAYS told you look like someone famous.
3) Both sexes hit on you.
4) Bartenders buy YOU drinks.
5) You don't ever, ever need a wingman.
6) You get into exclusive clubs by "standing around."
7) Women offer to share their headphones on the plane.
8) Women walk up to you on the street and kiss you
9) People drop things when they see you.
10) You suck at relationships.
1) Babies ADORE you.
This is one of the key signs. Babies reach out to you. The love touching you and playing with your face. Other people need to jangle keys to get a babies attention. You just smile.
2) You are ALWAYS told you look like someone famous.
The corollary is that the famous person always changes. Some people REALLY do look like someone else. But Beautiful People are often told they look like several different famous people, depending on the speaker. I've been told I look like Donny Osmond, Brad Pitt, or "someone English."
3) Both sexes hit on you.
From an early age, both women and men are attracted to you. Nothing like being trapped and kissed in the boys room by a 7th grader to make you wonder about your sexual own identity. Then you figure it out, laugh and enjoy the free drinks.
4) Bartenders buy YOU drinks.
This is not always a good thing, I assure you. If they don't right out buy you drinks, they come to you mighty strong.
5) You don't ever, ever need a wingman.
Just going out in public alone guarantees meeting someone.
6) You get into exclusive clubs by "standing around."
You walk up to a club and there is a line to get in. Instead, of standing in the line you stand far away from the line (not the front of it dummy). The doorman always notices you and ushers you inside.
7) Women offer to share their headphones on the plane.
Okay, that doesn't happen every day. But it did last week.
8) Women walk up to you on the street and kiss you
Okay, that doesn't happen every day either. But it happens enough. Often at festivals and street parties.
9) People drop things when they see you.
Pens, cigarettes. Little things like that. A waitress sees you come in, and drops her pen. You walk in to meet a new date, and they drop their cigarette on the floor.
10) You suck at relationships.
You KNOW what I'm talking about!
Beauty, just like height and weight, is something you are born with. You can tweak the formula, but you're dealt the hand you've inherited. No man wants to be born looking like Bill Murray.
This is not to say the Bill Murray is not rich, successful and lucky with the ladies. This blog is not a judgement, it's just an observation on the reaction of Society to beauty.
At the other end of the scale is everyone's current favorite, Angelina Jolie. She is a classic beauty, and spent a lot of money to stay that way. But she was born beautiful.
Society, by the age of four or five has already determined if you are a one of the Beautiful People. You do not have a choice.
The most beautiful people that are the actors and models of our society are doing so by the time they are 15. Usually younger. Society WILL force you to be famous, if you are beautiful enough. "She was discovered at 13, at the London Airport..."
Age does not fade beauty. Sorry, but Beautiful People know that that is simply not true. You are compared by Society to others in your age group, +/- 10 years. So yes, at 40, you will not be attractive to 20 year olds. But you're hella attractive to other 40 year olds. And 30, and 50 year olds too.
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